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This homepage was erected by Bernoullio, a hardcore gamer, environmentalist, aspiring cyborg, social darwinist, novice technomancer, revolutionary, and child of The One True Network.
Long live John Hoffman and the anarchist movement!


🌐 The Digital Mileau

  • Coming Soon
  • Challenge Bernoullio

    Pick a game and hit me up at fight@bernoullio.com with your handle and availability suckah! Will you cower and split after a few measly matches, or are you a bad enough dude to go all night?

    As an aside, I no longer use the infinitely compromised surveillance aperatus known as Discord, in case you weren't able to tell by the lack of a handle.

    Fightan

    KoF2k, KoF98UM, Garou, NuSamsho, SamshoV, USF4, SF6, Skullgirls, Project M+, Anything on Fightcade really

    Puzzle

    Puyotris, Puyo Tsu, Puzzle Fighter, nullpomino

    Racing

    SRB2K, F-Zero GX, Double Dash

    Other Competitive

    Balatro, Civ 5, Chess, Super Auto Pets, Pokemon Showdown, Pokemon randomizers, Isaac seeds.
    I'll also race you in literally any Sonic game that isn't hot garbage. Please refer to my tier list.

    Ghost Data

    F-Zero GX, SRB2, SRB2K

    Save Data

    SA2, S.Heroes

    📬 Contact Bernoullio

    e-mail: contact@bernoullio.com
    xmpp: bernoullio@chat.bernoullio.com